What do celebrities want for Christmas?

It;'s that wonderful time of year when we can get away with endless nagging about shoes/dresses/laptops etc and actually get away with it.
But what do our celebrities want for Christmas?

LMFAO
Berocca tablets, Pain killers and a $50 fast food voucher to soothe their sorry selves come boxing day!
Lindsay Lohan
Probably just more publicity. We reckon a sex tape leak is pretty high up on her Chrissy list!
Kim Kardashian
A lasting relationship

Lady Gaga
Something involving revolving panels, fireworks launching from her shoulder pads... and probably lots of exposed skin

Rihanna
We dont really know, but we wish it's decency and a quiet year.

Justin Bieber
quiet family Christmas away from the paparazzi

Beyonce
 normal sized ankles and her flat tummy back!

as told by take 40

What I think of this.

I have been following the news due to my job at my blog, and I must say I am so dissapointed by all of this fake drama and attention that some people crave. Kim Kardashians fake ( and yes, it was fake) wedding just shows how far would some people go for their 15 mins of fame and money.Couldnt they atleast pretend that it was real? Maybe if they made a sex tape their marriage would have lasted longer.
And how about a certain Mariah Yeater, who claims Justin Bieber is the father of her child? Well now atleast we finally know Justin is a male, but again, I believe this claim is fake and has been made only for her to achieve her 15 minutes of fame. She actually got me thinking - what if I go to The Sun tomorrow and tell them Harry Stylez got me pregnant? If anything, that will get him to notice me.
Sadly though, 17 year old Harry is snogging, going out for meals and just in general having a fun time with Caroline Flack, who just happens to be twice his age. Does anyone else see anything wrong with that or am I just jealous?
And all the X-factor drama does deserve a mention here. I think they realised nobody wants to watch them anymore, so voice became the least important thing on the agenda. With a completely new judging panel ( Louis seems to have grown roots that attach him to his chair and that is, im my humble opinion, the only thing preventing Simon from sacking him - he simply cant wrench him out.) there is more drama drama drama! Kelly is furious that Tulisa accused one of her acts of bullying, Gary Barlow is running around confiscating joints from Frankie and cupcakes from Craig while Louis ponders about the public's almost unanimous hatred for Kitty. Oh god.
So where have the good role models gone? I have just one question - is it really the things they would do have they not been famous? Or are they doing this to grab attention? Now in the case of Kim Kardashian this is clear, but the rest? Come on! And having said that, please sigh the petition to sack the Keeping up with the Kardashians show off E! television. Pretty please. Maybe then our brains will not be polluted with so much sh*t and we will start thinking about more important things.
Like the draught in the horn of Africa.
The Palestinian bid for statehood.
The Arab spring and the suffering endured by the people in the middle east.
I bet more of you knew about Biebers supposed kid than these problems.

Kim Kardashian is in BIG trouble.

Ok, so her marriage lasted a whole 75 days, but has she done it for publicity? Her mum fiercely argues no, however most of her friends say YES. Here's what Phillip Bloch ( Kim's close friend and Holywood stylist) had to say:
"It's embarrasing they couldn't keep up the charade longer. Everyone is fed up and nobody wants to hear about it anymore. She's caught up in the reality show syndrome She's a nice girl but she isnt wild - she's boring. She needed something to make the programme about, so she got married."
It seems like many people agree, since websites like boycottkim.com have launched, pleading people to stop buying her products. And official petition on GoPetition.com was also launched, aimed at the E! producers to cut her off the show.
People are saying that they have had "enough" and are "sick and tired of the whole charade".
Many companies that have affiliated with her have re-signed her, such as bebe clothing and TRIA hair salon.
And if that wasnt enough, sources claim she is also pregnant. Oh dear!